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*post-battle (genetically-engineered pterodactyls, really?), Steve arrives via helicopter back at the Tower, hops out and gives a tired wave to Natasha and Clint as they power down, makes his way inside and down the elevator to the debriefing room, which is not, in fact, where they are debriefed - that happens at SHIELD - but rather where they shower and change, and so named because Tony decided it's where they are de-briefed, and Steve's never been able to think of it as anything else, goddammit*

Hey. *nods at Bruce, who is drinking a gallon of Gatorade, passes him by and heads straight for the showers, leaning his shield against the wall, starts stripping out of his damaged, blood-spattered uniform*

BRUCE

Date: 2012-07-24 02:12 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] supportingcast
*comes over* Come on, Tony. Stop sexually-harassing Cap. Coulson'll put you in one of those seminars again.

Re: BRUCE

Date: 2012-07-24 02:15 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thestarkside
*points at him* You, sir, are a traitor. A science traitor. A TRAITOR OF SCIENCE, BANNER. You should be ashamed. *bats his hands away and goes over to his locker, pulling on jeans, calls out* Think about it, Cap, seriously. Helicopters suck, and I'm way better company than Coulson. *tugs on his shirt* And by better, of course, I mean sexier.

Re: BRUCE

Date: 2012-07-24 02:29 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] supportingcast

*gives Steve a sheepish look* Sorry, Cap. You know how he is when he's like this. Just drown him in a bucket if he gets on your nerves. *gives a little wave and shuffles off to find the Advil*

Date: 2012-07-24 02:41 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thestarkside
Doubt it. Coulson's feelings are way tougher than my deservedly high opinion of myself. *sits on the bench to put on his shoes* Wouldn't need a latch for your shield, anyway, you could just put it on your back like you always do. I'd have to work out the calculations for flight stabilization with your added weight -- how much do you weigh, by the way, that would help to know -- that won't be hard, maybe an additional few hours if we take long distance flight and in-air battle into account -- and then you just need a place to hold on, all you'd need is a groove somewhere, right, and you'd have to be in a position where you could hold onto me and i could hold onto you but only one should be actually necessary -- seriously, Steve, let me know if you don't want me to look into this, okay, because otherwise I'm going to, and then I'm gonna be really sad at you and all clingy and weepy if you let me do all that work just to be rejected because you're too gosh darn upstanding for the likes of lil' ol' me. *balls up his towel and throws it, aiming for Steve's stall and totally getting it in, a winner is Tony!*

Natasha

Date: 2012-07-24 02:44 am (UTC)
From: [personal profile] supportingcast

Do you ever stop talking? *walks by, completely naked, rubbing at her hair with a towel* No, nevermind, I know the answer. Steve, is he bothering you? Do you want me to hurt him? Please, say yes.

Date: 2012-07-24 02:48 am (UTC)
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THANKS FOR THE DRIVE-BY, NATASHA. *knows he'll pay for that later, doesn't even care, jumps up and looks at himself in the mirror, futzes with his hair* Steve, buddy, waiting on an answer.

Date: 2012-07-24 02:57 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thestarkside
*looks over at him* Are you wearing my towel? You totally are, hah. It's mostly software alteration, and getting the suit to be able to compensate for various circumstances is only ever a good thing. Hardware'll be minimal, just needs an extra plate or two in the shoulder area, though you'll have to come by to test it out, hard to tell going off basic arm length measurements. PS, your body dysmorphia makes me want to hug you, just a heads up.

Date: 2012-07-24 03:08 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thestarkside
It's a real thing! *protests* A mental disorder thing, don't worry about it, you don't really have it or if you do it'd be called something different, just meant your whole thing with feeling like your body isn't really yours, never mind, we can just say it's mine and call it even. *grins*

Date: 2012-07-24 03:12 am (UTC)
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*pulls the towel off his face immediately, and -- stares a little* I could name tons of mental illnesses that are total turn-ons. You'd be shocked at how many there are these days, gumdrop, shocked. *looks away, drumming his fingers on his thigh, then glances back, because, well*

Date: 2012-07-24 03:26 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thestarkside
*leers* Not every inch -- hey. *blinks, and the leer turns into a genuine (if slightly pervy) grin* Hey, if I didn't know better, I'd think that was a compliment.

Date: 2012-07-24 03:31 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thestarkside
*shrugs* Nothing definite planned. Depends if you want to go along with my idea or not.

Date: 2012-07-24 04:27 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thestarkside
*scoffs, but can't hide how pleased he is* Taxi. *bounces up, points at him* I'll show you taxi, Rogers. I'm the sweetest ride you'll ever have.

Date: 2012-07-24 04:40 am (UTC)
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From: [personal profile] thestarkside
*makes a face* You're always starving. What do you want? Do we have to go out? Dummy can make you something -- okay, no, that's a lie, You can make you something, he's gotten better at sandwiches.

Date: 2012-07-24 04:46 am (UTC)
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Last I checked, everyone here's an adult who can take care of their own eating habits. *mutters, but huffs a laugh at the worried look on Steve's face* C'mon, mother hen, let's get a move on.

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